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Where have I been?
Working. Seriously working. Like not Mon-Fri, 9-5 working, but Mon-Sun, 7-11 working. It's been insane, but greatly needed. Client work was slow this year; nearly dried out my bank account. Luckily,...
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Blowjob versus Handjob.
I decided to go out by myself Friday night. I love doing this, because you never know who you're going to meet and you're not obligated to entertain anybody but yourself. The world is your oyster, you...
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Ready to party.
photo: www.lainspiration.com I love this girl. And I'm really jealous of her hair. If I had her hair I don't think I'd ever have a bad hair day. Luckily I had my hair pimped out that day by Gigi, so I...
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SLH Holiday Girl Night
I've just decided to do it. I want some more girl time before the holidays tear us apart to various corners of the world. And I hope you can join me. When I threw out the idea on Facebook and Twitter...
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RULES! Part 11.
65. If you decide to go to an after party in the Hollywood Hills after boozing at Bar Marmont and dancing at the Purple Lounge, you most likely will not be able to get your car when you decide you're...
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“Why aren’t we getting married?” Jack drags himself over to where I'm sitting and slumps over my lap. I haven't seen Jack drunk in a really long time, “because we have a PACT; because I haven’t lost...
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Progress on the 3rd SLH book.
Tonight I'm going out for a third night in a row, which I haven't done in a long while. I think it's because on Wednesday I finally finished a first draft of the Sex, Life, & Hannah Summer Season,...
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Last Friday, on the ride home, and what some are saying is the BEST QUOTE OF THE YEAR: "If I was a girl, the last thing I'd stick in my ___ is my ___." -...
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RULES! Part 15.
91. Do not tattoo the face of your dog above your ass crack. I know you dog lovers really love your dogs but…come on. Any guy that wants to do you doggie style and has to look at the face of your dog...
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Pictures from fourth of july.
Sunday, pool day, and really great margaritas with some new friends. ...
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The sun is beating down on my car, and the AC is pumping. I’m drinking coffee out of my travel mug, and Holly is drinking the vodka and OJ we bought at a convenience store, out of the extra travel mug...
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Lola and I are sitting on a stone bench watching Rodney Loehmann, one of the producers of Scream 4, hit on Hayden Panettiere by his pool. She’s trying to be nice, not wanting to screw up some potential...
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Ireland and I have just been seated on white plastic fold-out chairs, fifth row from the back of about twenty, on the sprawling green lawn of Nisha Patil’s backyard. The yard has been turned into a...
View ArticleChapter 26: What Happened in Vegas
The sun is beating down on my car, the AC is pumping, I’m drinking coffee out of my travel mug, and I just turned north on the I-15. This morning, as I was giving Christian what I considered one of my...
View ArticleChapter 27: Swinging Both Ways
Lola was surprised—when we finally stopped playing phone tag and I told her I was getting married. Then she was intrigued, that she’d never heard of this ex-spy fiancé of mine. And then, when I asked...
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Christian Knight
From Sex, Life, & Hannah::Volume 3, Summer Season (CHAPTER 20: DINNER AT A STRIP CLUB) “Jack!” I twist open the gas cap. “Phillip, the new head of our company, my new boss—the man I’m also having...
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Boat, Sun, Champagne, Sex
From Sex, Life, & Hannah::Volume 3, Summer Season (CHAPTER 21: RISKY BUSINESS) I finish my mimosa and set my glass down on the deck, again taking in my surroundings. I’ve never dated a wealthy...
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I Want To Marry You
From Sex, Life, & Hannah::Volume 3, Summer Season (CHAPTER 22: GETTING PROPOSITIONED) “HJ, why are you getting involved with a man who has three kids with a woman he’s never been man enough to...
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Revolving Door of Men
From Sex, Life, & Hannah::Volume 3, Summer Season (CHAPTER 24: LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY) I’m standing outside Clark and Chopper’s guest bathroom, knocking on the door because Deirdra has locked...
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The Cock, the Pool Boy, and the Cardinal
From Sex, Life, & Hannah::Volume 2, Spring Season (CHAPTER 18: KNIGHT IN DARK ARMOR) Ireland, Celeste, and I are sipping cocktails on large deck chairs at the pool. Well, except for Celeste, who...
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